Employment profiling..

I recently applied for a job that did an extremely extensive background history dig.  I found my high school diploma in the process too.  They called every past employer they could find and about 10 friends and even requested access to my facebook and twitter, then complied a report based on the information they gathered.  Here’s some of the stuff from the report.

Describing Your Work Style and Characteristics
Potential employers often ask candidates to describe themselves or their work style. The following information should help you detail your interpersonal and work style in future interviews.

 You are dedicated to achieving results through both independence and team play. When encountering obstacles, you will step back and reevaluate the situation before pressing on.
 You tend to keep up to date in the industry and then apply the lessons you learn to your own organization. Others will see you as up-to-date and perhaps forward thinking.
 Being with others is important to you and in new situations you quickly become acquainted and try to learn what you can about the organization and where it is trying to go.
 When interacting, you are a moderate individual who does not like to push others or force them to do things. If you feel others do not support your decisions or ideas, you likely will take the time to explain your reasoning and build support before proceeding.
 At work, you will be seen as flexible, spontaneous, and potentially impulsive. You value doing things your own way and may push in your own direction to meet your goals.
 You are generally open minded and objective about yourself and can introspectively engage in self-evaluation. You will accept and learn from constructive criticism.

Notes the interviewer accidentally included in the forwarded thread.

#He tends to place about equal weight on form and functionality. This desire to both create something that works and is visually appealing and customer oriented is an important trait of his and it will be important to help him share this motivation with others in the organization.

#He tends to keep up to date in the industry and will apply the lessons he learns to his own organization. Others will see him as perhaps forward thinking and he should be able to focus on the big picture. He likely has solid technical skills which will be attractive to your organization.

There is a woman with a chihuahua as a service dog. She has the dog because she was raped. I’m not sure how one of the easiest killed creatures on the planet is a service dog. I learned all this because she refused to go through a security screener and accused the security officer of masturbating to her scan. She claimed to know this because the dog only growls at people that are going to rape her…. Or the employees at Star Bucks, or Hudson News, or tsa security, or large men, or drug sniffing dogs, or the ticket taker, or the small child running around, or when the announcer comes over the loud speaker, or the animal control person that told her to put the dog in its carrier. I learned all this from her talking loud and doing the bitch point and foam while shouting.

I understand rape is terrible but when someone continually accuses people of wanting to rape her is it ego, out right bitch, trauma or a very unbalanced mix of the group?

Does it make things better or worse that she’s watching Ellen on her phone?

I’ve noticed a pattern in my life. When life’s good I’m terrible at Tetris’ Game B. When my days look like I’m going to end up in jail or at the bottom of a lake I rock at Game B. Theist few weeks I’ve been terrible at it and I see no signs of getting any better.

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3DS Homebrew Channel imminent ⊟

French coder Smealum is preparing to release a 3DS Homebrew Channel hack for 3DSes soon! Here’s why this project is awesome:

  • It works on the latest 3DS firmware, unlike previous hacks that require outdated versions from a year and a half ago
  • This will not load commercial or pirated 3DS ROMs, only homebrew applications and games (though it will be able to run emulators like this SNES one for 3DS)
  • It will support North American, European, and Japanese systems
  • While Smealum hasn’t implemented region unlocking yet, he says "playing games from other region[s] should almost definitely be possible" — I expect this will be with imported cartridges, not ROMs

Presumably you’ll need a homebrew device to patch your system once Smealum releases the hack (although I’m also hearing that this might be possible to load with just an SD card?). Credit to @gemesisDev for the photo.

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[Sisko allowed his pursuit of Eddington to become personal. He even went to hunt him down in a ship that shouldn’t have been going on a routine study mission let alone a hostile situation. All the while disobeying direct orders from his superiors. He allowed his personal feelings to cloud is judgement. How am I supposed to respect him as a Starfleet captain when he does things like that?]

Motherfucking Janeway.  Then lets talk about no respect for Sisko.