I WANT TO GO DOWN THE SLIDE.
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I don’t cook because I end up here with everything hurting.
After having my iPad Air, also my first iPad ever,for 1 week I figured I would share my experience. Now unlike my android tablet this actually has a good battery life. By good I mean I took it off the charger Monday morning and used it as my primary computer for the entire week. I …
A few months ago I was in New Orleans. I took with me a phone, an extra shirt, 15m of rope and headphones. I was walking around in the morning and found a guy sleeping on the ground. He looked well kept and just partied too hard. I gave him a bottle of water and …
Music on hold stops. Asked for my case number. I then hear people arguing in Hindi and a door opers ‘Mr Patel Mr Patel we need your help!“ Something yelled and a slam. "Hello sir this is Edward Irudayaraj with Dell Sonicwall Tier 3 support, how may I assist you today?”
Never go to a place with “soul food” in the name while wearing this shirt.
I woke up and forgot there was a squid in my bed.