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Can you imagine how difficult it would be for tax auditors in fairytale land? Fairy Godmother, I understand you arranged Cinderella’s trip to meet Prince Charming at the ball but some of these items are confusing. You have a pumpkin listed as food but it was clearly primarily used as transportation. You have horse shoes …
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I hate taxi’s. The drivers are very often shady. Besides costing $52(an Uber to return was $30) the driver added a tip to the fare before handing me his phone to sign for the payment. I had cash out to give him a tip already but he went ahead and added his own. I’m glad …
fischotterchen: v-for-valkyr: gerardkingofhell: softroot: Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB J U N I O R I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.
Some days you’re the pirate and some days you’re the booty. And if you fucking think you can throw your ball at my car and I won’t get out and peg you in your back you are mistaken kid. This is my ball now.
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