Can you imagine how difficult it would be for tax auditors in fairytale land? Fairy Godmother, I understand you arranged Cinderella’s trip to meet Prince Charming at the ball but some of these items are confusing. You have a pumpkin listed as food but it was clearly primarily used as transportation. You have horse shoes […]

I hate taxi’s.  The drivers are very often shady.  Besides costing $52(an Uber to return was $30) the driver added a tip to the fare before handing me his phone to sign for the payment.  I had cash out to give him a tip already but he went ahead and added his own.  I’m glad […]

fischotterchen: v-for-valkyr: gerardkingofhell: softroot: Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB J U N I O R I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.