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Monthly Archives: March 2015
The NERF Retaliator. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Fuck you traffic
Some how Cissy Strut by The Meters makes me want to speed. 🙁
This is it. Today’s the day I drive to work nice and relaxed. It’s rainy out, people should not be in the left lane much. I have my chill Spotify tunes.
Today will be your least productive day ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4iR4CYg1Q – Airbags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ba9fxe1-wI – Airline food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jopbWAAi2ik – Asphalt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPhpCamGSDI – Bacon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-BOY7lBqlc – Bagels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAKpPUZ43LM – Balloons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G23WdrpiCec – Beef jerky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlN1cQLZGE0 – Bowling balls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT0_YBrloqI – Canned corn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPpMV_vcVEg – Cereal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHxx-9h8iJg – Chains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBtq8-Snm8 – Ciggarettes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcrVofQO-GM – Coffee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-b2q3jQ414 – Coloured pencils https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FuNkp0hLMA – Croissants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwEgQDGuFtQ – Cutlery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIp_zhBIZ7s – Doritos …
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Kraft Foods is pulling its Macaroni & Cheese dinners off shelves because of metal fragments. Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/kraft-foods-is-pulling-its-macaroni-and-cheese-dinners-off-shelves-because-of-metal-fragments-2015-3#ixzz3UqMiDhKv
I would rather eat a thousand ponies that are brutally murdered in front of a kindergarten class than be friends with one goose.
Dawn Ceres Arrival (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)