When checking out of my room the lady said she had to check my room first. I said “I’m pretty sure I cleaned up all the blood.” She rolled her eyes and yelled, “Margret! Cleanup in 105!” I said I was joking and she looks at me and says “oh, well it happens”.
“Who masturbates so much they put them self in the hospital?”
Porn Addict Tries To Take A Bite Out Of Apple (by TheYoungTurks)
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Nintendo eShop – EarthBound Launch Trailer (by Nintendo)
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Do you turn your ac up when you’re away?
Irony.
Best Credit Song Ever (by super pj)
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Pillow fight with a grease fire
Wolverine is a Christian (by Jeff Boschmann)
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Motorcyclist Saves Cup (by Bossaucey)
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