Upon that night, when fairies light On Cassilis Downans dance, Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze, On sprightly coursers prance; Or for Colean the route is ta’en, Beneath the moon’s pale beams; There, up the cove, to stray and rove, Among the rocks and streams To sport that night. Among the bonny winding banks, […]

My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day. I told them this story: 
In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to […]

Once upon a time, there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop […]

May 24 02:38:38 minis-Mac-mini sshd[21486]: Did not receive identification string from May 24 02:42:31 minis-Mac-mini sshd[21495]: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for [] failed – POSSIBLE BREAK-IN ATTEMPT! May 24 02:42:31 minis-Mac-mini sshd[21495]: Invalid user karen from May 24 02:42:32 minis-Mac-mini sshd[21496]: input_userauth_request: invalid user karen May 24 02:42:32 minis-Mac-mini sshd[21496]: Received disconnect […]

Public Sub AllInternalPasswords() ’ Breaks worksheet and workbook structure passwords. Bob McCormick ’ probably originator of base code algorithm modified for coverage ’ of workbook structure / windows passwords and for multiple passwords ’ ’ Norman Harker and JE McGimpsey 27-Dec-2002 (Version 1.1) ’ Modified 2003-Apr-04 by JEM: All msgs to constants, and ’ eliminate […]

Jesus H. You’re a bright kid but you sure like to wear an asshole’s costume every once in a while. It means that the future leaders of your country, I say your ‘cause I’ll have long decomposed, are gonna be people that have absolutely no experience with actual confrontation. Thirty years from now the President […]