I went to the store to get a tin of soup.
My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day.
I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, “Look at me…I’m tall, and I’m straight, and I’m handsome. Look at you…you’re all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you.” And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, “Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest.” So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.
I just want to play my videogames
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro 🙂
aka THE BEST THING EVER!!
I am CRYING
My fave thing ever!
There are so many things I love about this.
Love this! I am sitting here just grinning through the whole thing
A new Evolution Series locomotive being transferred from GE Transportation’s test track to BNSF tracks for pickup.
I can identify a stupid fork. I dont need a divider.
How To Be: Daniel Radcliffe // Bad Teeth (by badteeth)
Love is always getting a bendy straw.