A guy walked up to me while I was washing my car and told me about how drunk he got and blew his friend. I said “we’ve all been there man.”
Go to store Buy pants Go to restaurant Buy food Go home Throw drink in room Sit down to eat pants
Wendys endorses incest?
As far back as I can remember it’s been “Spray Febreze on old clothes to make them fresh.” Tonight I divide by 0.
Goodbye other half of Sunday
From now on when I call to order pizza I’m going to start with, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
Double the nuggets should mean double the sauce. @McD_Houston, you’re a dick.
Don’t drive on train tracks.
1TB torrent of porn. Took 2 weeks. Not bad Time Warner.
