October 11, 2013 A guy walked up to me while I was washing my car and told me about how drunk he got and blew his friend. I said “we’ve all been there man.”
October 8, 2013 Go to store Buy pants Go to restaurant Buy food Go home Throw drink in room Sit down to eat pants
October 7, 2013 As far back as I can remember it’s been “Spray Febreze on old clothes to make them fresh.” Tonight I divide by 0.
October 6, 2013 From now on when I call to order pizza I’m going to start with, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
