“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing...More Please

Everytime I call SonicWall its the same thing: sit on hold for 30 minutes. Spend 20 minutes verifying my license, then transfered to a rep that makes no coherent suggestions. Put back on hold, comes back and says oh yes have you tried this? I’m put on hold again. Have a House moment, solve the...More Please

I can go anywhere!

NOM NOM NOM Feed me dead dinosaurs.

I love eating a ton of questionable food then get to a high location.

Since the creation of the Mac OS tapping the keyboards power button has always brought up a shutdown dailogue until 10.9. Thanks Apple.

Why is there a Crock-pot in the kitchen? THIS IS NOT A HOUSE OF COOKING.