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September 3, 2014

I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger

There is a girl I’m friends with on Facebook for one reason.  Every 3-5 months she gets a new boyfriend.  Moves in with him, post pix of her with his Benz or BMW.  Talks about how much she loves him and posts tons of pix with him.  Then the posts slow down, the pix stop...More Please
September 2, 2014

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Amazon updated their login screen. It was always so simple before, literally hasn’t changed for 10+ years. Hello user, what is your email? That cool, thanks, do you have an account and if so can I have your password? Now it’s like. Dude, you have an Amazon account, give me your shit.
September 2, 2014

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If Mortal Kombat was a person it would be old enough to drink this month..  Dang.
September 1, 2014

Cheetos

No, stop it, leave me alone, get off of me, stop it, not now, I’m busy, fuck it, fine, lay down, stop it, you’re being rude, no, no, no, down, down, lay down, no, lay down, stop it, good dog.  Have a Cheeto. Hyper dogs are fun.
August 31, 2014

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itsorganic-itsorgasmic: musicalbeing: prettylittlerunner: curvecreation: Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue magazine. Its nothing more than the body storing fat, which practically every person has to some...More Please
August 30, 2014

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WHAT THE SHIT ROLLING ROCK? STICKER LABELS???? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
August 29, 2014

make-the-connection: Meat-eaters be like “When will you start to eat normal food?”like shut up, you eat muscles and flesh and blood from a corpse don’t go there Meat eaters be like what do you get at taco bell?
August 29, 2014

Temptations of the fork.

I’m a man. I live my days in a way that makes me feel good at the end. I try not to hurt people, I don’t get road rage, I don’t throw bacon at vegans any more. I avoid temptation, I don’t notice beautiful women walking around, I don’t pay attention to the crazy people...More Please
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