Can you imagine how difficult it would be for tax auditors in fairytale land?

Fairy Godmother, I understand you arranged Cinderella’s trip to meet Prince Charming at the ball but some of these items are confusing. You have a pumpkin listed as food but it was clearly primarily used as transportation. You have horse shoes but only mice on the payroll. You cannot write off a glass shoe as a loss when there was a city wide announcement issued by the prince him self seeking the owner of said shoe.

I hate taxi’s.  The drivers are very often shady.  Besides costing $52(an Uber to return was $30) the driver added a tip to the fare before handing me his phone to sign for the payment.  I had cash out to give him a tip already but he went ahead and added his own.  I’m glad I left pee and ham in your car.