(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM)
Can you imagine how difficult it would be for tax auditors in fairytale land?
Fairy Godmother, I understand you arranged Cinderella’s trip to meet Prince Charming at the ball but some of these items are confusing. You have a pumpkin listed as food but it was clearly primarily used as transportation. You have horse shoes but only mice on the payroll. You cannot write off a glass shoe as a loss when there was a city wide announcement issued by the prince him self seeking the owner of said shoe.
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or1WvX88lng)
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUnnf9KgbjM)
I hate taxi’s. The drivers are very often shady. Besides costing $52(an Uber to return was $30) the driver added a tip to the fare before handing me his phone to sign for the payment. I had cash out to give him a tip already but he went ahead and added his own. I’m glad I left pee and ham in your car.
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB
J U N I O R
I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.
Some days you’re the pirate and some days you’re the booty.
And if you fucking think you can throw your ball at my car and I won’t get out and peg you in your back you are mistaken kid. This is my ball now.
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnKZ4pdSU-s)