Going pee on a plane before take off. Door clearly has occupied sign. Person bangs on door anyway. Me yelling GO AWAY! BAITIN! Means flight gets delayed and I meet tsa. YouTubing that line from Idiocracy got me out of trouble but they said it wasn’t funny.

I held back from saying no one has ever masturbated a plane into a building. Then I started wondering about what terrorists actually do so it ended up being like a Scrubs inner monologue moment.

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