Rope

A few months ago I was in New Orleans.  I took with me a phone, an extra shirt, 15m of rope and headphones.  I was walking around in the morning and found a guy sleeping on the ground.  He looked well kept and just partied too hard.  I gave him a bottle of water and...More Please

Music on hold stops. Asked for my case number. I then hear people arguing in Hindi and a door opers ‘Mr Patel Mr Patel we need your help!“ Something yelled and a slam. "Hello sir this is Edward Irudayaraj with Dell Sonicwall Tier 3 support, how may I assist you today?”

Never go to a place with “soul food” in the name while wearing this shirt.

“Now hold tha fuck on saggy tits, I’m gittin mah hussle on. Lemmie finish. YO DAWG THATS MY TRASH CAN” /throws sprayer on the ground and starts a fight. -Guy who washed The Dodge for 4 quarters

Show the world we want a phone worth keeping! #phonebloks http://thndr.it/15eLEMU

carpr0n: Not quite ready Starring: Lancia Beta (by vignaccia76)

Final homework assignment. No due date. Please be happy. By the time you finish this assignment, I will probably be in heaven. Don’t rush your report, please take your time. But someday, please turn to me and say, “I did it. I’ve become happy.” I’ll be waiting.
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