“Yeah. I took the right one.” – Cancer

Fuck you traffic

This is it. Today’s the day I drive to work nice and relaxed. It’s rainy out, people should not be in the left lane much. I have my chill Spotify tunes.

Kraft Foods is pulling its Macaroni & Cheese dinners off shelves because of metal fragments. Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/kraft-foods-is-pulling-its-macaroni-and-cheese-dinners-off-shelves-because-of-metal-fragments-2015-3#ixzz3UqMiDhKv

I would rather eat a thousand ponies that are brutally murdered in front of a kindergarten class than be friends with one goose.