After spending 10 hours in their native environment I’ve learned a few things. Hippies, for the most part prefer unkept beards, females do shave their arm pits. A select few drink water out of urinals. I also have recently demonstrated evidence that they can get out of their hippie bed(hammock, sleepingbag, hammock, ground, hammock, tent or hammock) before 2 pm. Many hours earlier than previous evidence had suggested. However it is my personal opinion none of them have the ability to wake up before dawn as this is when they seem to bed down.

I just read that the unemployment rate for the USA is 9%.  The default rate on student loans(People who file bankruptcy or fail to ever pay) is 8.8%.

The concept is simple.  If you go to college and you get student loans you go to college for something that will get you a job to pay back the loans.  

Borrowing $80k and being mad that 20 years later you owe more is just dumb.

It’s going to be weird knowing my kids will never: 

– Know what the honeycomb craver is

– Hear the familiar clank of a bag of crazybones

– The taste of the waxy chocolate of a wonderball

– Realize that no team will ever win Olmec’s temple challenge.

– Own a giant rubber street sharks action figure

– Will never know who Freiza is

– Will never smell a brand new pack of yu-gi-oh cards.

– Will never put a digimon card in the spokes of a bike to make it sound like a motorcycle.

– will never log into little howies math world

– will never see an episode of all that

– or keenan and kel

– will never know how to finish the sentence “welcome to good burger….”

– Or know the sadness of watching a gigapet die.

– Will never know a kid with 4 pieces of exodia. Or what a blue eyes white dragon is.

– Never know the taste of waffle crisp.

– Or french toast crunch

– Or the smell of brand new bionicle. He’ll never lose the mask on the playground, and beg his mom to buy a mask pack.

– The words “swat cats” means nothing to him.

– Tom from toonami is just a .gif of a poorly animated robot and nothing more.

– Will ask “what the fuck is the amanda show?”

– and think drake and josh were famous for their own self titled show.

– will never watch an episode of double dare 2000.

– Has never been “are you afraid of the dark?”

– will never own a copy of “aaron carter’s come and get it”

– Will never watch the Butt Ugly Martians enter BKM.

– Or watch Ren eat a bar of soap in front of Stimpy.

– Frankie Muinez is just a guy to them.

– “whats a skeletor?”

– will never take a ride on the magic school bus

– will never hold a dark magician card.

– R.L. Stein is just a name to them.

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So I just e-mailed Tim Cook of Apple to ask if he him self can offer any advice on how we can make the Apple Repair shop a reality.  Oh gosh I hope he/someone answers!  We just can’t invest $500,000+ in a shop that may never get to do warranty work.  I know we can be all aces on the customer service side and with the group I have ready we can have an amazing turn around time on repairs and have them done right the first time.