Horoscopes as Bikini Bottom recurring background characters

shower-faucet:

pinkieangela:

crowski:

Aries: Nat Peterson

Taurus: Harold Bill Reginald

Gemini: Fred

Cancer: Sandals

Leo: Tom

Virgo: Nancy Suzy Fish

Libra: Sadie Rechid

Scorpio: Shubie

Saggitarius: Scooter

Capricorn: Dave

Aquarius: Old Man Jenkins

Pisces: Abigail Marge

THEY HAVE NAMES/????

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