Monthly Archives: October 2013

Go to store Buy pants Go to restaurant Buy food Go home Throw drink in room Sit down to eat pants

Wendys endorses incest?

As far back as I can remember it’s been “Spray Febreze on old clothes to make them fresh.” Tonight I divide by 0.

Goodbye other half of Sunday

From now on when I call to order pizza I’m going to start with, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

Double the nuggets should mean double the sauce. @McD_Houston, you’re a dick.

Don’t drive on train tracks.

1TB torrent of porn.  Took 2 weeks.  Not bad Time Warner.