October 8, 2013 Go to store Buy pants Go to restaurant Buy food Go home Throw drink in room Sit down to eat pants
October 7, 2013 As far back as I can remember it’s been “Spray Febreze on old clothes to make them fresh.” Tonight I divide by 0.
October 6, 2013 From now on when I call to order pizza I’m going to start with, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”